He’s the only straight man at clubs where Physical Therapy (@fysicaltheraphy) is the DJ.
His choice brand of cigarettes.
He only watches films by Jean-Luc Godard.
He is inexplicably obsessed with Katy Perry.
He’s making you dye your hair blonde so you look more like Brigitte Bardot.
He only wears Oliver Peoples eyewear.
You share at least 60% of your wardrobe.